App Stuck in In Review for weeks

We've tried everything, expedited, contacted, resubmitted, no replies, nothing after review has started, and even after our reply, this is from a large app that's been released monthly for over 5 years.

If there is a large influx of new vibe-coded apps, perhaps they can go on the back burner for a bit while existing ones that require URGENT releases can at least be approved?

Can someone reply to emails or provide some alt solution or updates of any kind?

We've contacted support/replied already to any In Review responses (and been waiting for days/weeks), and the ball is in Apple's court. Maybe let an external company handle reviews/App Store business?

Thank you for your post. We're investigating and will contact you in App Store Connect to provide further assistance. If you continue to experience issues during review, please contact us.

When? Its been a few weeks at this point.

App Stuck in In Review for weeks
 
 
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