Apple is a multi-trillion-dollar company, yet dealing with its developer ecosystem can feel astonishingly dysfunctional.
I’ve spent weeks trying to get a straightforward app through review. I’ve opened multiple support cases, requested escalation, gone through expedited review, provided demo accounts, recordings, documentation, and answered repeated follow-up requests.
The problem isn’t that Apple identified one clear issue and asked me to fix it. The problem is that the process keeps surfacing one new request at a time, days apart, with no apparent ownership of the overall case and no meaningful way to reach someone who can actually resolve it.
I can’t get a clear answer. I can’t get a complete review. I can’t get someone to take responsibility for the process. Meanwhile, every additional delay costs real money and blocks an actual business from launching.
Apple has extraordinary resources. There is no reason the developer experience should be this opaque, fragmented, and inefficient.
At some point, “review” stops being quality control and starts becoming a bottleneck that developers have no practical way to navigate.