App Review - Non Responsive Severe Delays

Has anyone else been experiencing a complete lack of communciation from app review's customer support and app review itself? I submitted my app September 16 and it takes weeks just to get a boilerplate rejection on a minor issue with no further context. Review told me I was on expedited review over a month ago and I have not received any responses from anyone there.

I tried calling support (rare to get them on the phone even) and they couldn't do anything other than "escalate" It's now almost 2 months and I haven't even received any feedback on the code/app itself.

Anyone have any ideas on how to actually get anyone's attention?