Program License Agreement?!?!

Do I need to provide Apple my blood or firstborn? Where do I accept this agreement? I click the "Contact" William button, and I send myself an email that links the same page the button is on.

I click the agreement button, and it takes to the bottom of the page.

I've gone through EVERY agreement... I actually read the damn things because I thought the instructions were hidden... they weren't.

I've been trying for a week now, I can't find this coveted "Accept" button.

Chill.

Where are you in the process?

Is there a screenshot you can share that shows what you're talking about? (Redact any personal information if it's on the screen.)

Program License Agreement?!?!
 
 
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