Just want to celebrate with you all that today, is the 1 month anniversary of my app waiting for review.
Submitted on Feb 12th, been waiting ever since. App ID is 6758779640 - not that it matters, because it really seems that no one at Apple is listening.
So, one month of waiting time, on a £79 developer fee... that's £6.58 wasted ;)
Phone support already requested an expedited review. Nothing happens.
This is a joke. Actually now looking, as an Apple first user, and on-off developer for 25 years, to port all my current in progress work to Android and launch there first instead.